If you ever get sick and tired of hearing the same, tired pick-up lines, maybe you should think about what women like this hear just before taking home a stranger ...

• Come on, you look like you could use the exercise.
• Could I buy you a buffet?
• You look (just like) Divine.
• You got great legs. Great BIG legs!
• I'm really, really drunk right now.

... when you consider the alternatives, maybe "Haven't we met before?" is pretty clever after all, and "Nice Shoes. Wanna f*ck?" is the height of romance.