According to one study, young people tend to drink heavily. This team of crack scientists went on to "prove" that young people are more likely to have sex after drinking alcohol, and that at least one in seven get so drunk they can't remember having had sex, or whom it had been with.

... your tax dollars at work.

But the interesting factiod was that young men are three times more likely to find themselves in this condition than young women.

Think about it ...

For every four people who wake up with sticky britches and no idea how they got that way, only one is a woman - which means that one of the men had her, while the other two men ... well ... the conclusion is pretty obvious. The only question that remains is whether they brush their teeth and sit down together to watch the football match ...

... or go out shopping for leather pants.

In retrospect, maybe it isn't so surprising. There are always a pair of losers at the end of the bar who are obviously drunk and just as obviously desperate to score — and so completely out of their depth that even the fat girls won't talk to them. Funny, how I used to think that they left alone at the end of the night, when in reality they were leaving with each other.