Before we discovered that the Internet was a gold mine of unsightliness, it was convenient enough to keep the complete list of uglies on the menu page - but with the help of avid fans, it's gotten a little out of hand. An so, only the most recent additions are listed on the main page — all the rest are here:

• I'm better then you aren't
• Know what I did to your daughter?
• One of the Usual Suspects
• Look for the union tanline
• Oedipal Shudder
• USPS Employee of the Month
• In a moment, she'll start to sing
• The Land of Cotton
• Holiday in Cambodia
• Drinking Butt-ies
• Queen of the Zooks
• Vegetarian Surprise
• Most ugly ducklings become ugly ducks
• Ever been to New Jersey?
• Black-eyed peeve
• Aim for the Neck, Polly
• Through a glass, drunkly
• Two small breasts with a side of ribs
• I'm also a client!
• Mummy Loves the Beach
• Taking the wrong hormones
• More is Less
• Gene therapy beta tester #1017-B
• Dog's Best Friend
• Francis, you look flushed!
• Crying-Woman CAM
• Chicken-Fried WHAT?
• He's a lumberjack and he's OK
• Isn't she pretty in pink?
• How 'bout them hawgs?
• Saved? from what?
• The epitome of middle management
• The geek shall inherit the girth
• The HMO version of rhinoplasty
• The bold flavor of Rattenshmeg Lite
• Employee of the Month
• Pigment of his imagination
• Fifty miles of bad road
• What's Up, Doc?
• Chief Fecologist for Big Burger Incorporated
• Holland's first olympic boxer
• Karaoke Night at Bellevue
• My wife, my cousin, and my sister
• Big Brother is Watching
• Look! Twins!
• Smile or we'll shoot you
• Half an inch short of Jihad
• Cheesy Rider
• alt.fashion.mistake
• A keg of beer, a can of beans, and thou
• Advances in socialized medicine
• How not to fake a photo
• Five dollars a pack is not enough
• Whatever happened to the masked marvel?
• Yo! Cleveland Raps!
• Russian male-order brides
• Whatever happened to Tammy Faye?
• I do believe that's not butter
• Love in the Undernet
• A picture's worth a thousand pounds
• After the mother ship landed ...
• Unhappy Hour
• It's OK to be gay
• Just say NO to porn
• Madrigal Dinner on Christopher Street
• Future Prison Bitches of America
• Phi Kappa Weena: the sewage hits the sea
• The firearm four out of five dentists recommend
• Mrs. Potato Head
• Grrrilla Grrl
• The wages of Sin are about $6.50 an hour
• They Saved Hitler's Wig!
• Too late for Topol
• His best piercing stare
• The Duke and Dutchess of Bolton
• Sergeant Fester's Homely Farts Club Band
• No fat chicks!
• So who's your favorite vegetable?
• I can't see it either
• A major case of penis envy
• I wonder he had his "thumbs up"
• James Dean of the Y generation
• Why masochists are into blindfolds
• Three reasons nobody takes Wicca seriously
• Who eats pigs' knuckles anyway?
• The Grand Wizard's Daughter
• Anybody got half a bottle of Rogaine?
• The beauty of cyber-love
• An officer and a pedophile
• Count Dork-ula, Lord of the Uncool
• Why Iranian women are kept under wraps
• Accessories without a fashion
• WebTV's target market
• A perfect ten from the neck down
• Where does a 500 pound gorilla sleep?
• The shallow end of the dating pool
• Where have all the swingers gone?
• An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of The Cure
• Demand a refund
• Rock 'n' Roll High School reunion
• They Live!
• Hey, Ladies! Check it out!
• Flashback - 1982
• Bet he can take a punch
• Heaven's Gate: The Next Generation
• Huhuh, he said 'penissimo'
• Beauty, Eh?
• Five reasons never to date anyone you meet on the Internet
• Guess who's coming to dinner
• Not fooling anybody
• Behold, the white ape
• How to beat jury duty
• Even Republicans are glad you're gay
• Wasn't thalidomide banned?
• Portrait of a Loser
• When ayran genes attack
• Beavis's Mom
• One for the family album
• Two of a kind
• Nerd Alert! Geek in sector four!
• So much for macho
• The new skank fashion
• A man who eats possum
• Too much woman
• Yankee Pork Roast
• Wanna see my weenie?
• It looked better on Marilyn Monroe
• An early reject for the $100 bill
• Before or after?
• Proud owner of my ex-girlfriend
• A heifer by any other name
• The Geritol Ballet
• That "subtle" something about French girls
• He ain't ugly, he's my sister
• Chairwomyn of the N.O.W. glee club
• Beyond "big-boned"
• Eureka! The missing link!
• And such a snappy dresser
• Of course the salesman said it looked natural
• The bass player for a band you'll never hear
• Another reason never to move to Iowa
• Buckwheat - 70 years later
• What big breasts you have, grandpa!
• It's no myth ...
• With all that green, you think he'd have the luck of the Irish.
• Holy Cow!
• They say that looks don't count for much
• My photographer said, "look sexy."
• An apple a day isn't enough
• Ta da!
• And your little dog, too!
• Roll her in flour ...
• Honestly, Oscar, you really do look like a woman
• He must be Belgian
• There's someone for everyone.
• Clothes don't always make the man
• First Pooch
• The reason only ugly women hang out in bars
• The M.I.T. Homecoming Queen
• Don't forget to tip your stylist
• When bad hair happens to good (country) people
• My, what a handsome chemist
• Creating a little distraction
• The one your mother warned you about
• She doesn't look like someone who has "more fun"
• The Cunninghams' eldest son
• Chicks who play "Dungeons and Dragons"
• It's time to call the ASPCA when ...
• Who dared whom?
• A face even a mother would slap
• Why is this man smiling?
• Imagine the dowry!
• Why aren't there any Irish supermodels?
• You rang?
• An Antonym for "Slinky Temptress"
• Fourscore and seven pounds ago

Thanks again, for all your love and support — and keep those nominations and inspired words coming!