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Idiot 2000
While we've never really put any effort into declaring an "idiot of the year" so far, this one didn't take much effort. Of all the disturbed invidivuals who've e-mailed us, blinded by their anger to how utterly silly they were, this one's definitely worth calling attention to:
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Blueyd0ne@aol.com writes:
We would like to say a few things about you web-site.
And we would very much like to hear you opinion. When there's a grammatical error in the first sentence and the rest is peppered with exclamation points, it's bound to be golden.
We just happen to be Wiccan. And of course people made this religion up!! Duh somebody had to have made it up. Well nobody sitting on there butt all day just said ohh i think ill make up a religion.
I'm sorry. Was it your intention to make a point or something?
And all your other things that you said about people and crap well that is just down right mean!!
We're pretty sure we haven't said anything disparaging to excrement.
Do you ever think about peoples feelings??
Nope.
And how this could effect they lifes???
Nope.
What if someone stumbeld across your web-site like we unfourtanitly did, and they saw the picture YOU put of them and read the mean things you said about them.
Most of the notes we've received from people who spotted themselves on the site have been positive - and while it's good to know that folks, in general, have a sense of humor, it's much more rewarding when they freak out and send us stupid letters like this one.
Well what if after they read that they decided that they life was meaningless and they decided to end it??
Aren't you being just a wee bit dramatic?
How would that make you feel to know that you caused someone to kill themselves??
That really depends on who they are, doesn't it?
In any case, I don't think that anyone who doesn't have the intelligence to understand satire is any great loss to society. It's not like there are any shortage of stupid people.
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Blueyd0ne@aol.com responds:
okay i am sick and freakin tired of you. You dont give a crap about people at all.
Whatever gave you that idea, sunshine?
i cant imagine how or even if you do have any friends and if you do i dont know how they can stand such a low-life creep like you!
I suppose there are a lot of things you can't imagine. Most people who don't have a sense of humor don't have much of an imagination, either.
But all is not lost. I'm sure there's a place in this world for uncreative people who aren't very good at thinking. A hot, loud, malodorous place where they get paid minumum wage.
No, i wasnt trying to make a point i just thought i would send that to you just for the heck of it.
Which was manifest. Didn't I reply in kind?
Your dang right i was trying to make a point.
Are you indecisive, or just schizophrenic?
And yes i am always dramatic and it is only because i can see things other people cant.
Do you also *hear* things that other people can't? Like voices? What did they tell you today?
And most of those people couldnt even begin to understand what it is i am and what i can do.
You've exhibited signs of schizophrenia, delusionism, and now megalomania. Have you considered seeking professional help?
Did you ever think that Christianity is wrong and Wiccan is right?
I tend to think that Christianity is right and Wiccan is left. I don't think the granolas, as a rule, are terribly keen on Jeebus, or that there are many NRA members who keep colorful quartz crystals in their ammo belts.
How do you know for a face that yours is right and mine is wrong only because mine different then yours?
Because you're a Froot Loop who hears voices, can't make up your tiny mind, and believe yourself to be endowed with superhuman powers.
And dont think for one minute that you can make fun of me and it will make me feel bad.
Probably not, but it certainly makes you more amusing. I mean, your first note could have come from a normal, ableit uneducated, human being who was mildly offended - but *this* one is pure gold.
i dont care if my writting isnt proper it doesnt matter!!!!!
I suppose that on a certain stratum of society, that's true.
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Blueyd0ne@aol.com still hasn't learned better:
okay i have no idea what schizophrenia, delusionism, or megalomania mean.
Try this: www.m-w.com
yes vocies do talk to me, but you are to simple minded to understand my superhuman powers.
I didn't expect you to admit that ... but since you have, I really do think you should seek professional help.
i can do many a more thing then hear vocies. Everbody has the ability to see in to the "other world" but people choose to shut that off and not believe because they are to scared to except it.
I didn't bother seeing X-MEN in the theaters, and don't plan on renting it. I would probably strain to avoid seeing it if it were playing in my eyelids ... but it's good to see they've struck a chord with someone.
Anyway, thanks for writing — and give my regards to the Wonder Twins.
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