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I, fuglius
We've been asked, on a few occasions, whether we e-mail folks to let them know their photos appear on the site - or if we have an "award" icon they could proudly (?!) display on their home pages - or if could provide the home page URLs or e-mail addresses to go along with the images.
We don't - because there's a world of difference between making fun of a picture and making fun of a person.
If you don't understand that, then ... well ... you're not alone.
If you do understand that, you're not alone either, but you're in a much better company.
Following are some selections from the mail we've received from folks who've stumbled upon their portraits on our site ...
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We are not amused
I don't appreciate the fact that you're spreading rumors about me. I'm not a homosexual. Neither is my cousin who is in the same picture. Why did you say that we were?
To explain the obvious, we're not "spreading rumors" about you or your cousin. If we wanted to do that, we'd have given your names and addresses along with the picture - and rather than posting them to the Internet, we'd have sent them in an unmarked envelope to the local GOP office.
Nothing personal, dude, but the photo sure looks gay - ask around.
I visited the Internic and found out where you live. Next time I'm in Maryland, I might just have to pay you a visit. When you open the door and get your face smashed in, that was me.
Why don't you call the phone number first and ask if "Joe Kerr" is home? Maybe check a map and see if that street even exists?
Write in if you ever visit one of the addresses we've given the NIC. We're kinda curious about that.
Alternately, if you know the street address of a crack house, politician, washed-up celebrity, or anywhere else it might be amusing to send these people, send it along.
"fugly.net" appears to be the missing link between neo-Nazi hate sites and... the rest of humanity.
My, aren't we dramatic?
You are an a**hole. If I knew your real name I would have put you on the mob hit list.
That's a bit lesspuerile than "my daddy's a lawyer," but you really should keep working on it.
Someone should put a bullet through your brain.
Easy there. Both "someone" and "bullet" are two-syllable words.
You are a f**king bunch of f**kers and I f**king hate you f**ks!
No f**king kidding? Well f**k me!
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We are not upset
Imagine my surprise when an accquaintance of mine told me he thought there was a picture on your site that might be me! That's from like 1990 ... I got a kick out of seeing that again.
If only attitudes were contagious ...
I laughed my ass off when I saw my pic and your rant about it. Keep up the sick work!
Cool! We will.
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