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Muhammad soiled my carpet
Funny, but when I think of religious idiocy, I generally give Christianity too much credit. The Wiccabees were the first to grouse, and now, it's the mighty nation of Islaam - not those butch fellows in their cute bow ties, but the original:
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cyrus_the_persian_virus@hotmail.com writes:
I was scanning through your site and I saw the little section you had about an Iranian girl being ugly..well man let me tell you that you made a BIG mistake by putting that there ...
I figured the Ayatollah might be mildly displeased, but what's the worst that can happen? Salman Rushdie is still walking the earth, so the entire "Jihad" thing doesn't carry much weight anymore. Maybe he'll demand a pistachio embargo?
... I tremble.
But there's something quite absurd about one smelly little nut cutting off the supply of other smelly little nuts. Maybe he'll take back all the others that are cluttering our colleges and red-light districts?
To give you and example of what Iranian girls really look like, why don't you check out this website: [link] and then you'll see what i'm talking about.
How interesting you'd send me to a porn site to show off the finest kind of woman Iran has to offer. I think that speaks for itself.
But I'll grant you this much consolation: with a nose job and a shave, she looks surprisingly not unlike a woman.
If you took time to read history of Iran, you would be amazed at what you will learn and consume.
Let's see how that goes:
- 50,000,000,000 BC - 1978
- Desert, a few bedoan villages, men in dresses, nervous goats
- 1979
- Take hostages, make the news, men in dresses rejoice, goats relax
- 1980
- Fold like a lawn chair for fear of a washed-up B-movie actor
- 1981-present
- Desert, a few bedoan villages, men in dresses, nervous goats
Is there anything I've missed?
And the names that you mentioned were Arabic names and Muhammad is the prophet of God so it is wrong to make fun of his name.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a terrier named "Jesus." When the neighbors want to complain, they have to tell me that Jesus bit their child, Jesus left a turd in their lawn, Jesus just humped their poodle. It's great fun.
Maybe I'll let my girlfriend get that cat she's always wanted and we'll name it Muhammad, so then they can knock on the door and complain that Muhammad was out howling in the alley, Muhammad left footprints on their windshield, Muhammad lifted his tail and left a terrible smell on their petunias.
Can you imagine how awkward it would be to phone the cops and have to tell them that Jesus and Muhammad are chasing each other all over your back yard?
But I digress ...
For your information, this is a link so that you can find out about real, true Persian names that are used by Iranians.
How nifty - it gives the names and a brief explanation of their meanings.
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Anyway I hope that you realize what you have said is wrong
Let's see ... primitive culture, pistachios, moochers, men in drag, silly accents, smelly big nosed women. I didn't notice any typos in here, but I'm not much of a proofreader.
... but I don't think you really care
Whatever gave you that idea?
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cfkuhn@mindspring.com writes:
I thought your site was the s**t until I saw your rascist remarks about Iranian women
As much as I try to avoid providing information that could be considered even remotely useful, you're in dire need of a clue:
Iran is a country not a race
The people of Iran are of several different races, mostly of the middle eastern variety that there really isn't an epithet for other than "middle eastern." I really don't know of any middle eastern jokes, though I suppose you could take any Pollock joke and swap in "middle eastern," but those extra syllables would probably wreck the rhythm.
Who the f**k do you cracker ass honky motherf**kers think you are? I guess if you white hick bastards weren't so busy butt f**king your cousins you would see the error of your ways.
See, now that's racism. Guess it's pretty clear now that being a racist doesn't give you the ability to understand what racism really is. Or in smaller words, "takes one to know one" is obviously not much of a credential. What else ya got?
And while you're mulling it over, here's a question you're plainly qualified to answer: does it hurt to be that stupid?
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sunce.dukic@wxs.nl writes:
I read your story about iranian woman in wraps. I felt very much offended cause not all muslim women where failes.
We're pretty offended, too. The "Muslim" in the photo (who could well be a member of Salvic, Samoan, Italian, or any other culture that requires women to grow moustaches) is wearing a sweater, leaving her face exposed. This is an offense to Allah and the whole human race, except maybe blind people.
And second of all not all muslims see the US as the evil.
Most of the ones I've met own convenience stores and are quite happy here. Overseas, it's a mixed bag. When American troops are saving their skins, they're quite benign. When the threat is gone, they're roasting goat meat over burning flags and chanting "kill the western satan" - a little trick they learned from the French.
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